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<title><![CDATA["Bruce Wiggins"]]></title>
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  <title><![CDATA[Excuses, Morning Benders, on Ukulele]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OD072SlIIWU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OD072SlIIWU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br/>This is the son of my best friend from college doing a cover of Excuses by The Morning Benders. Everything in the video is just him in his attic! (Hint - If you don't know the song it takes about a minute and a half to really get going)]]></description>
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  <dc:creator>Bruce Wiggins</dc:creator>
  <dc:date>2010-03-26T10:06:17-07:00</dc:date>
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  <title><![CDATA[Today is World Near Miss Day!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[On March 23, 1989 the 300 meter (1,000-foot) diameter Apollo asteroid 4581 Asclepius (1989 FC) missed the Earth by 400,000 miles.  That is really close. My van has almost that many miles on it (344,576 as of this morning)! The asteroid passed through the exact position where the Earth was only 6 hours earlier. If the asteroid had impacted it would have created the largest explosion in recorded history.<br/><br/>So why Near Miss Day? Asteroid 4851 Asclepius is a pretty big asteroid, it came very close to hitting us and, here is the fun part, we didn't know it was out there till March 31, a full eight days AFTER it passed the earth.]]></description>
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  <dc:creator>Bruce Wiggins</dc:creator>
  <dc:date>2010-03-23T10:00:57-07:00</dc:date>
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  <title><![CDATA[First Ever Xerox TV Commercial]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[I happened on this video of the first Xerox commercial. Our copier is just a bit faster (110 cpm) but we can still make copies of dolls!<br/><br/><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZBt6gSGRZ-Y&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZBt6gSGRZ-Y&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>]]></description>
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  <dc:creator>Bruce Wiggins</dc:creator>
  <dc:date>2010-03-15T11:15:25-07:00</dc:date>
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  <title><![CDATA[1000 Tadpoles taught me about business]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[It was the spring of ‘60 in Chicago and the winter snow was finally gone. I lived in a new subdivision with bulldozers, half finished houses and holes in the ground just about everywhere. Life was as good as it gets for an 8 year old boy. <br/><br/>One day my friend Bill and I rode our bikes to the very edge of the universe - about 1 mile from our homes. Back then 8 year olds could wander a mile away and no one thought anything of it as long as we were home for dinner. We were investigating a future ranch style home’s basement (at that time only a hole in the ground) that had filled with about two feet of water. It was then that we saw them. TADPOLES! Thousands of them! We took a few home to show our friends and parents. Our friends thought the tadpoles were the coolest thing they had seen in their entire lives. Our parents weren’t quite as excited.<br/><br/>Bill and I figured that since the kids thought the tadpoles were so great, we could get some more and sell them. That was the beginning of B & B Tadpoles. We never did decide if it was “Bill & Bruce” or “Bruce & Bill”. We were friends, what did it matter! The next day, we went back to the secret source of our future wealth and caught a couple dozen tadpoles. We were going to be rich. We had, however, failed to account for one fact. In 1960, kids didn’t have any money. We didn’t sell any tadpoles our first two days.<br/><br/>Undaunted, we decided to change our target demographics. Actually, what we said was “Parents have money, let’s sell tadpoles to them.”  The only problem with this sales strategy was that the parents were not at all interested in owning tadpoles. Two more days, no sales. Even worse, some of the tadpoles were starting to grow legs and turn into frogs! We had to come up with a new USP (unique selling proposition) or we were going to loose our entire inventory. We went into an intense brainstorming session and hit upon the solution. We hand printed 40 handbills and went house to house the next day. It was a huge success. It had taken four days, an eternity when you’re eight, but we had finally figured out who our customer was and how to talk to them. For the next two weeks we went to our secret hole in the ground each morning and collected 100 or so tadpoles. We opened our tadpole stand at noon and sold them all by dinner time. Life was as good as it gets.<br/><br/>I think it was a Thursday. Bill and I came up over the little ridge of dirt that hid our tadpole nursery from the street. They were gone. In the place of our pond was a newly poured basement. We never looked for another tadpole pond. Sometimes you just need to move on and not look back. Besides, summer had just started and their were so many other adventures awaiting us.<br/><br/>It was the spring of ‘68 and the winter snow was finally gone. Bill had moved away a couple years back. I had a brand new drivers licence in my wallet. I drove the family car over to the house that had been built on top of our tadpole pond. I was too early to pick up my girlfriend so I just sat in the car and remembered that spring so long ago. Life was as good as it gets.<br/><br/><img src=”http://en.bloguru.com/files/a8478a4e649b2e15289a838f958ba9b0/tadpole price handbill 2.jpg<br/><br/>It is all about reminding your customer why they want to do business with you.]]></description>
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  <dc:creator>Bruce Wiggins</dc:creator>
  <dc:date>2010-03-08T12:52:37-07:00</dc:date>
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  <title><![CDATA[Mind your p's and q's]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[There are many theories about the origins of the phrase “Mind your Ps and Qs”.  Today it normally means “mind your manners”, but what did it mean originally? No one really knows where it came from but here are a few of the better theories.<br/><br/>One theory is that “mind your P’s and Q’s” is related to the pints and quarts served at bars. Many bars and pubs traditionally kept track of customer tabs on a large slate board, adding up the P’s and Q’s at the end of the night. A smart customer would keep an eye on his or her P’s and Q’s, to ensure that the bartender was not fudging the numbers.<br/><br/>Another theory is that when children are first learning to write they often confuse the lower case “p” and “q” thus prompting the teachers admonition to “Mind your p’s and q’s”. Personally, my biggest challenge with this was one day in kindergarten when I was absolutely sure that the number three was written “<img src=”http://en.bloguru.com/files/b5bc4a38684dad479cf95540f34e5ff5/3.jpg“ width=”10” height=”10”>”. I went on to be a math major in college.<br/><br/>My favorite theory is that it came from the early days of printing. Letterpresses use type called Type sorts (individual pieces) that are a mirror image of the letter they print. They’re set upside down in the composing stick, so it’s a very easy to confuse them when setting or dissing type (putting sorts back into the type case). This would prompt the Master Printer to reprimand the Printer’s Devil to “Mind your p’s and q’s”.<br/><br/>So, now it’s time for a pop quiz!<br/><br/>QUESTION:<br/>In the above image the letters p, q, b and d. Which is which.<br/><br/>ANSWER:<br/><img src=”http://en.bloguru.com/files/41c67561a8113b14ea7405da2a2a47b7/quiz answer.jpg“ width=”400” height=”50”><br/><br/>Still not sure? Welcome to the world of Letterpress type. Try reading the answer in a mirror.]]></description>
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  <dc:creator>Bruce Wiggins</dc:creator>
  <dc:date>2010-03-02T12:32:43-07:00</dc:date>
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