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Funny Japanese

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Daifuki だいふき To... Daifuki だいふき Towel
Daughter 「おとうさんだいふきっ」
Father 「//ん~?突然どうした~お父さんもだーいふきだよ~♡」
Daughter 「違う。台ふき取って。早く」

Daughter "Father DAIFUKI"
Father "I am DAIFUKI too"
Daughter "No. DAIFUKI / Pass me a towel"


Daifuki だいふき Towel
Daisuki だいすき Like a Lot

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Why is this funny?

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Why is this funny?
At a supermarket register ...

Customer: When is your next day off?

Cashier: I am open every except Saturday.

Customer: I am asking about the day store closes.

It is funnier in Japanese because in Japanese Day Off equals Day Closes.

休み Yasumi === Vacation?
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What is Japanese looks like?

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What is Japanese looks like?
This is actually funny. It really could happen.
Many Japanese people has a perception of what Japanese should link like.

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Asking to Agree with Me!

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Do you agree withy me? Do you agree withy me?
How do you make sentences into something that you asking the others to agree with you.

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Street Foods in Japan

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Street Foods in Japan Street Foods in Japan Street Foods in Japan Street Foods in Japan Street Foods in Japan Street Foods in Japan Street Foods in Japan Street Foods in Japan
Even street foods are good in Japan.
What kind of food do you like?

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Where is _______? in Japanese.

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Where is _______? in Japanese.


Where is ____?

_______ wa Dokodesuka.
_______ はどこですか。

Deguchi
でぐち
Exit

Toire
トイレ
Toilet

Okaikei
おかいけい
Casher

Ta-Minaru
ターミナル
Terminal

Eki
えき
Station

Basutei
ばすてい
Bus Stop

Byouin
びょういん
Hospital

Biyouin
びよういん
Beauty Parlor

Kouban
こうばん
Police Box

_______ wa Dokodesuka? can be used for item or place?
Be careful using it on people.
If you san Yamada wa dokodesuka? ... That sound like you are angly at Yamada and find him.
But it is okay to say Sensei wa dokodesuka? "Where is Sensei / Teacher?"

Little bit of Kansai Ben

Degich Dokoyanen.
Toire Dokoya
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Maguroya まぐろや Near Osaka Station

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Maguroya まぐろや N... Maguroya まぐろや N... Maguroya まぐろや N... Maguroya まぐろや N...
One of the best places to eat fresh Sashimi and Sushi is located in Osaka near JR Osaka / Hankyu Umeda station. I will go there when I go back to japan next time. Will you join me?

http://maguroya-nakatsu.jp
https://www.google.com/maps/place/まぐろや+芝田店/@34.7063655,135.4973298,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x1f5c995cb25e0f3b!8m2!3d34.7063655!4d135.4973298
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Determine what kind of leader you are!!!

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Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hidey... Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Tokugawa Ieyasu


織田信長 Oda Nobunaga:
「鳴かぬなら、殺してしまえ ホトトギス」
"If you don't sing for me, kill it."

豊臣秀吉 Toyotomi Hideyoshi:
「鳴かぬなら、鳴かせてみせよう ホトトギス」
"If you don't sing for me, I make you sing."

徳川家康 Tokugawa Ieyasu:
「鳴かぬなら、鳴くまで待とう ホトトギス」
"If you don't sing for me, I'll wait until you do."

The three are famous medieval samurai heads.
Those Senryu show what they are like.

Nobunaga - Showing his strength and determination
Hideyoshi - Showing his tactics and strategies
Ieyasu - Know for his patience for a long-term success

What kind of leader are you?
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Japanese Traditional Toys

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Japanese Traditional Toys
Do you know what this is?
How do you call this in Japanese?

If you do not know what it is ... here is the link.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendama
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Kansai Ben

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Takoyaki Takoyaki


Dameda
だめだ
No way

Akan
あかん
No way

Arigatou
ありがとう
Thank you

Ookini
おおきに
Tnhank you

Ikura
いくら
How much?

Nanbo
なんぼ
How much?

Honto
ほんとう
Really?

Honma
ほんま
Really?

Makku
マック
McDonald's

Makudo
マクド
McDonald's

Tsukareru
つかれる
Tired

Shindo
しんど
Tired

Bijin
びじん
Beautiful Lady

Beppin
べっぴん
Beautiful Lady
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Can you believe this ad?

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I took this picture back 2003 th... I took this picture back 2003 thinking this is wrong.
話せりゃいいやん
でんわやし

Hanarerya Iiyan
Denwa Yashi

If you can talk. That should be Enough
It is only a phone

Back in 2003, there was an advertisement like this saying cellular phone needs to be able to work as a phone.
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Visiting Home - Japanese Lesson with Voice

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Visiting Home - Japanese Les...
Konnichiwa Ojyama Itashimasu
こんにちは おじゃまいたします
Hello, We will bother you.

Youkoso Irassyaimase
ようこそ いらっしゃいませ
Welcome, Welcome

Goyukkuri Shitekudasai
ごゆっくり してください
Please relax

Kyou wa Ojima Shimashita
きょうはおじゃましました
We bothers you today

Dou Itashimashite
どういたしまして
You're welcome

Shitsurei Itashimasu
しつれいいたします
Execuse us

Mata Okoshi Kudasai
またおこしください
Please come again

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What is Green Car グリーン車

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Shinkansen GREEN CAR Shinkansen GREEN CAR
In Japan on Japan Rail, the first class seating trains are called GREEN CARS. They require you to purchase GREEN CAR ticket. On Shinkansen, GREEN cars has 2x2 setting where regular glass cars have 2x3 seating.

If you travel to Japan and if you have JR Rail Pass ... Unless it says GREEN PASS, you are limited to seat on regular class. In addition, JR Rail Pass does not allow you to ride on NOZOMI SUPER EXPRESS. You need to ride on HIKARI or KODAMA SUPER EXPRESS. Between Tokyo and Shin-Osaka, NOZOMI is about 20 minutes faster. There is no JR Rail Pass that allow you to ride on NOZOMI.

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At a Restaurant

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At a Restaurant
Irassyai mase
いらっしゃいませ
Welcome

Ohitori desuka
おひとりですか
Party of One

Iie futari desu
いいえふたりです
No we are two

Kochira ni Douzo
こちらにどうぞ
Please follow me

Okimarini Nararemashitara Oyobikudasai
おきまりになられたらおよびください
Please call us when you decide

Gocyuumon wa nanini itashimasuka
ごちゅうもんはなににいたしますか
What would you like to order

Watashi wa hannba-gu teisyoku o onegaishimasu
わたしはハンバーグていしょくをおねがいします
I would like a hunba-gu lunch

Watashi wa yakuzakana teisyoku de
わたしはやきざかなていしょくで
I will take Yaki Zakana

gocyumon arigatougozaimasu
ごちゅうもんありがとうございます
Thank you for your orders


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Introducing Myself

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Introducing Myself
Watshi no namae wa Uchikura desu.
わたしのなまえはうちくらです
Kobe de umare mashita
こうべでうまれました
Ima wa Shiatoru ni sunde imasu.
いまはシアトルにすんでいます

Syumi ha onsen to ryokou desu.
しゅみはおんせんとりょこうです
Nihon niwa tokidoki kite imasu.
にほんにはときどききています
Dozo tomodachi ni natte kudasai.
どうぞともだちになってください

My name is Uchikura
I was born in Kobe
I live in Seattle now

I like Onsen and traveling
I come to Japan several times
Please be my friend

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How to Use の "No" in a sentence

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How to Use の "N...
How to use the Japanese possessive called no (の)

Yama No Saru
やまのさる
A Monkey in the mountain.

Kawa no Sakana
かわのさかな
A fish in the river.

Sora no Tori
そらのとり
A bird in the sky

Ucyu no hoshi
うちゅうのほし
A star in the Space

Atama no ke
あたまのけ
Hair on the head

Yubi no tsume
ゆびのつめ
nails on the fingers

Su-Pa- no Se-ru
すーぱーのせーる
Sale at the Super Market

Anata no keitai
あなたのけいたい
Your Celklular Phone

Watashi no megane
わたしのめがね
My Glasses

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Japanese for Foreigners

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Tokyo Bon 東京盆踊り... Tokyo Bon 東京盆踊り2020 (Makudonarudo) Namewee黃明志 ft.Meu Ninomiya二宮芽生
Ha Ha Ha ...

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How do you Yesterday in Japanese?

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How do you Yesterday in Jap...
Saki Ototoi
さきおととい
3 Days Ago

Ototoi
おととい
2 Days Ago or A Day Before Yesterday

Kinou
きのう
Yesterday

Kyou
きょう
Today

Ashita
あした
Tomorrow

Asatte
あさって
A Day After Tomorrow

Shiasatte
しあさって
3 Days After Tomorrow

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From Narita Airport to Downtown Tokyo

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From Narita Airport to Downto... From Narita Airport to Downto... From Narita Airport to Downto... From Narita Airport to Downto...
How do you travel from Narita Airport to Downtown Tokyo.

- Bus ... Orange and White Bus takes you to Hotels and Stations. The cost is 3,100 yen.

- Train ... There are Japan Rail and Keisei Line. JR Takes you to Tokyo Station and Shinjyuku Station where Keisei will take you to Ueno. The costs are same sound 3,000 yen.

- Taxi ... It will take you anywhere but the cost will be over 15,000 yen.

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Names of the Days of the Week

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Names of the Days of the Week
Nichi Youbi
にちようび
Sunday

Getsu Youbi
げつようび
Monday

Ka Youbi
かようび
Tuesday

Sui Youbi
すいようび
Wednesday

Moku Youbi
もくようび
Thursday

Kin Yobi
きんようび
Friday

Do Youbi
どようび
Saturday

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Useful Japanese

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Useful Japanese
Here are some questions you may find them useful.

Ima Nanji Desuka
いまなんじですか
What time is it now?

Sore wa Itsu Desuka
それはいつですか
What time will that be?

Sore wa Doko Desuka
それはどこですか
Where is it?

Gakkou wa Doko Desuka
がっこうはどこですか
Where is a School.

Kyou wa Nan Yobi Desuka
きょうはなんようびですか
What day is this? (Sun, Mon ...)

Kyou wa Nan Nichi Desuka
きょうはなんにちですか
What day is this? (1st, 2nd ...)

Soreha Nan Gatsu Desuka
それはなんがつですか
What month is thta?

Wai Fai wa Arimasuka
ワイファイはありますか
Is there a WiFi?

pasuwa-do o Oshiete Kuadsai
パスワードをおしえてください
Please tell me the password.

Me-ru Adoresu o Oshiete Kkudasai
メールアドレスをおしえてください
Please tell me your email address

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Japanese Phrases You Should Know

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Japanese Phrases You Should...
おはようございます Ohayou Gozaimasu
Good Moring

おやすみなさい Oyasumi Nasai
Good Night

こんにちは Konnnichiwa
Hello

はじめまして Hajimemashite
How do you do

こんばんわ Konbanwa
Good evening

いただきます Itadakimasu
I am starting to eat

ごちそうさまでした Gochisousamadeshita
Tank you for the meal

さよなら Sayonara
Good Bye

それじゃ Sorejya
See you later

ばいばい Bai Bai
Bye Bye

がんばれ Ganbare
Do your best

ありがとう Arigato
Thank you

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How do you make and end a call?

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How do you make and end a c...
Moshi Moshi Tanaka Sama no Otakudesuka
もしもし たなかさま の おたくですか
Hello, is this Tanaka's Resident?

Watakushi Kinoshita to Mosuhimau
わたくし きのしたと もうします
My name is Kinoshita

Taro Sama Ha Gozaitaku Desuka
たろうさまは ございたくですか
Is Taro At Home?

...

Soredeha Shitsurei Itashimasu
それでは しつれい いたします
Thank you and I am hunging up

Hai Hai Hai
はい はい はい
Yes Yes Yes

Ie Ie Douitashimashite
いえいえ どういたしまして
No No You are very welcome

Hai Hai hai Soredeha Mata
はい はい はい それではまた
Yes Yes Yes I will call again

Shitsurei Itashimasu
しつれい いたします
Please forgive my rudeness

It is very dofficult to hang up a phone ... It is considered rude if you hand up a phone from your side. So, to hand up, you try to create an environment that nobody knows who hang up first.

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