It has become routine that I pull out my mother's gray hairs every time I come home. I hate this truth. Here's how it went down tonight.
Mom: "Can you pull out my gray hair?"
Me: "No. Please, no."
Mom: "WHY NOT???"
Me: "OMG can you please just ask Daddy instead of me for ONCE!?"
Mom: "HE CAN'T. HE CAN'T SEE ANYMORE."