Why is this funny?

At a supermarket register ...

Customer: When is your next day off?

Cashier: I am open every except Saturday.

Customer: I am asking about the day store closes.

It is funnier in Japanese because in Japanese Day Off equals Day Closes.

休み Yasumi === Vacation?
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What is Japanese looks like?

This is actually funny. It really could happen.
Many Japanese people has a perception of what Japanese should link like.

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Asking to Agree with Me!

Do you agree withy me?
How do you make sentences into something that you asking the others to agree with you.

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Street Foods in Japan

Even street foods are good in Japan.
What kind of food do you like?

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Where is _______? in Japanese.



Where is ____?

_______ wa Dokodesuka.
_______ はどこですか。

Deguchi
でぐち
Exit

Toire
トイレ
Toilet

Okaikei
おかいけい
Casher

Ta-Minaru
ターミナル
Terminal

Eki
えき
Station

Basutei
ばすてい
Bus Stop

Byouin
びょういん
Hospital

Biyouin
びよういん
Beauty Parlor

Kouban
こうばん
Police Box

_______ wa Dokodesuka? can be used for item or place?
Be careful using it on people.
If you san Yamada wa dokodesuka? ... That sound like you are angly at Yamada and find him.
But it is okay to say Sensei wa dokodesuka? "Where is Sensei / Teacher?"

Little bit of Kansai Ben

Degich Dokoyanen.
Toire Dokoya
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Maguroya まぐろや Near Osaka Station

One of the best places to eat fresh Sashimi and Sushi is located in Osaka near JR Osaka / Hankyu Umeda station. I will go there when I go back to japan next time. Will you join me?

http://maguroya-nakatsu.jp
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Determine what kind of leader you are!!!

Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Tokugawa Ieyasu


織田信長 Oda Nobunaga:
「鳴かぬなら、殺してしまえ ホトトギス」
"If you don't sing for me, kill it."

豊臣秀吉 Toyotomi Hideyoshi:
「鳴かぬなら、鳴かせてみせよう ホトトギス」
"If you don't sing for me, I make you sing."

徳川家康 Tokugawa Ieyasu:
「鳴かぬなら、鳴くまで待とう ホトトギス」
"If you don't sing for me, I'll wait until you do."

The three are famous medieval samurai heads.
Those Senryu show what they are like.

Nobunaga - Showing his strength and determination
Hideyoshi - Showing his tactics and strategies
Ieyasu - Know for his patience for a long-term success

What kind of leader are you?
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Japanese Traditional Toys

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Kansai Ben

Takoyaki


Dameda
だめだ
No way

Akan
あかん
No way

Arigatou
ありがとう
Thank you

Ookini
おおきに
Tnhank you

Ikura
いくら
How much?

Nanbo
なんぼ
How much?

Honto
ほんとう
Really?

Honma
ほんま
Really?

Makku
マック
McDonald's

Makudo
マクド
McDonald's

Tsukareru
つかれる
Tired

Shindo
しんど
Tired

Bijin
びじん
Beautiful Lady

Beppin
べっぴん
Beautiful Lady
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Can you believe this ad?

I took this picture back 2003 thinking this is wrong.
話せりゃいいやん
でんわやし

Hanarerya Iiyan
Denwa Yashi

If you can talk. That should be Enough
It is only a phone

Back in 2003, there was an advertisement like this saying cellular phone needs to be able to work as a phone.
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