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I used the Shell fuel card ... only 3 cents off.
But I got email receipt.
Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.
I really believe this is one of the biggest cause of companies going down.
Can you guess how much I paid?
If I take you to Japan, I will take you to this store in Tokyo.
Our number is
1-800-232-3989 or 425-957-0808
or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Looking at remote, simple design is gone. Complicated design and very difficult to get used to.
To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.
When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.” Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job.”
Cop: “Please step out of the car.” Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.”
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.
If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”
When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 is new midnight.
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
I run like the winded.
I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.
When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why, what did you hear?”
I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.
When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “east.”
It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.
Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.
That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.
Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
No.1 San Francisco, CA
No.2 Austin, TX
No.3 Minneapolis, MN
Mo.4 San Jose, CA
NO.5 Columbus, OH
Did you text that???
It was a very big airplane but the sales never took off.
I was lucky enough to experience it on my last trip.
It was short trip between Narita and Inchoeon.
Other than the fact it is being big, I did not see anything special.
I noticed one thing that is that it held just too many people when you get off.
It took long time to get on as well.
I rather fly Boeing 787 or Airbus A350. They seem to fly faster and quieter.
Economy seems to be booming with a lot of tourists from oversea but the bottom line ... people are not getting richer. Only the Governemnt and companies working with Governemnt are getting richer.
Government is getting really good at reverting people's attention.
I will be back to this hotel on Sunday, a day before I travel back to the US.
I got this steak for about $27 (2900yen) ... One of the best steaks in town.
What is amazing that this is a chain of stores.
I do not eat beef that much any more ... but once in while, I would really enjoy one especially at this price.
K ... Kei ... 経
It means "light weight".
K-Cars have up to 660cc (some are turbo charged).
I do not know how safe but they are very popular in Japan.
There are many small places to eat and drink here.
This i sone of the places I will take anyone from overseas to enjoy that street food of Tokyo. It is actually very clean ... not too cheap but you get a great feeling.
PS: This place use to be called 小便横丁 ... pissing line ... I guess it used to smell like ....